Harris Tweed Flying Puffin Tote Bag

🐦 THE PUFFIN’S GIN-AND-WHISKY EXPRESS 🐦

Genuine Harris Tweed tote, hand-stitched in the Outer Hebrides where the wind blows sideways and the rain’s just light drizzle if you squint.

✨ OFFICIALLY TESTED TO CARRY:

✅ 2 bottles of Harris Gin (the sensible minimum)

✅ 1 bottle of Hearach Whisky (for when you’re feeling cultured)

✅ 1 Stag Bakery loaf (essential fuel)

✅ A generous selection of deli cold meats (because even puffins get peckish)

💡 IMPORTANT FACT SHEET:

• NO alcohol was consumed while making this bag. Honestly. Not a drop. We were perfectly behaved. Mostly.

• Car keys were securely locked away at all times. No one was going anywhere. Not even to the shop.

• That dancing puffin? He’s celebrating finishing the bag, not tipsy. Don’t be so judgmental.

• Fits all your essentials for a proper Hebridean afternoon — or a very well-stocked picnic.

• Handmade, not churned out in some factory somewhere that’s never seen a puffin or felt real rain.